Ghetto lights

Sometimes I think X-mas has an "X" for a reason.
While viewing Christmas lights I saw:

A sheep "willing and ready"
A reindeer pooping presents
Two reindeer knocking hooves
Mickey and Minnie with a threesome with Goofy.
Many drunken and fallen over santas
Snowman who were doped up
Some dead reindeer
And some deflated causalities
There was an angel with a stick up her bum
And candles that looked like dildos
There were balls everywhere
Most of them blue

Oh my....